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Joe Bartolozzi is a highly experienced financial advisor with over 15 years of experience in the industry. He specializes in helping individuals and families plan for their financial future, with a focus on retirement planning, investment management, and wealth accumulation. Joe is known for his personalized approach to financial planning and his dedication to helping his clients achieve their financial goals. He holds a Bachelor’s degree in Finance and is a Certified Financial Planner (CFP). In his free time, Joe enjoys spending time with his family, playing golf, and volunteering in his community.
