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CozyCraft Minecraft Server

Adversity, blog general, chitchat, cozy Sunday, CozyCraft, Deep Waters, EFN, eight months, Escape From Neetdom, germany, Germany work, growth, Minecraft, mommy’s house, outside country, overcoming challenges, Personal Blog, personal growth, questions, Scared, Server, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ores Mined:	794
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can Escape From Neetdom and embark on a wild adventure! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous lands of Germany, where we work our butts off to save a little bit (of what, you ask? Who knows!).

Are you ready to grow through adversity and take on challenges that will test your limits? Our server is the perfect place for you to throw yourself into deep waters and see if you sink or swim (hopefully not literally, that would be a bit concerning).

Join us as we embark on this crazy journey together, where the goal is to survive for eight months (or however long we can hold out for, let’s be real). Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into along the way – from building epic structures to battling mobs, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and let’s see if you have what it takes to Escape From Neetdom and emerge victorious! (Disclaimer: Mommy’s house not included in the game, sorry not sorry)

The Redditpool 3 SMP Experience

Decade, Entertainment, Experience, funny, generation, Hit, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, meme, millennial comedy, Pool, reddit, redditpool, Sitcom, smp, social media, stand up, streaming, television, trending, viral

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs stone when you can have bling bling, am I right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne? Or will you join forces with the llamas and start a rebellion against the oppressive chicken regime? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExWifeInMyHouse Minecraft Server

apartment building, bathroom, Company, Dinner, EMBARRASSMENT, ex wife, ExWifeInMyHouse, Friends, guests, home, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Nice, normal, Rude, Server, SNACKS, Son, tacky, Upset, Visitors

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9220	Votes:	7584
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex-wife barged into my dinner party with her kids in tow.

Imagine the chaos as she interrupted our meal, only to be stopped for a chat by some of my friends! And don’t even get me started on the scandalous discussions that followed after she left. It was a showdown of epic proportions, with accusations flying left and right.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and chaos, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about online gaming. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CoinCraft: From $1k to $43k!

1k, 43k, aita, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Borrowing, CoinCraft, Communication, Crypto, crypto influencer, friendship, gambling, loyalty, memecoins, Moonshot, Options, Principle, PROFITS, Six Figures, Stock Trading, Trading

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	211	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over virtual profits! Join us for a chance to make virtual riches and potentially lose it all in a pixelated gamble. Just like the OP borrowed money from their friend to trade memecoins, you can borrow virtual diamonds to trade with other players and see if you can strike it rich!

But be warned, just like the OP’s friend who found out about the profits and got mad, your in-game friendships may be put to the test when virtual wealth is involved. Will you share your loot with your virtual buddies or keep it all for yourself? The drama and excitement await you on our server!

So come on in and experience the thrill of making virtual profits and dealing with the consequences of your actions. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot like the OP did and cash out big time! Join now for a chance to experience the rollercoaster ride of virtual trading and friendship drama. See you in the game!

GraveDigger420 – Minecraft SMP

burial ground, burial site, cemetery, commemoration, epitaph, farewell message, final resting spot, final words, grave marker, GraveDigger420, headstone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, parting words, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a grave-tastic time!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to leave behind a hilarious phrase on your virtual grave. Whether it’s “Here lies the player who died trying to ride a pig off a cliff” or “RIP to the player who thought they could take on a horde of creepers with a wooden sword”, your grave will be a testament to your epic fails and epic wins in the game.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building a giant statue of a chicken to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a haunted mansion, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legend in our Minecraft world. Just remember, on our SMP, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun!

CelebHateCraft

Boycott, cancel culture, CelebHateCraft, celebrity culture, celebrity endorsements, celebrity influence, celebrity scandals, consumer choices, controversial figure, Entertainment, fan backlash, Media influence, media manipulation, most hated celebrity, negative impact, Personal preferences, pop culture, problematic behavior, public figure, public image, social media

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	5154	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of seeing that annoying celebrity’s face everywhere you turn? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where that celebrity doesn’t exist! That’s right, on our server, they’ve been banished to the Nether realm, never to bother you again. So come join us for a celebrity-free gaming experience like no other! Who knew virtual reality could be so satisfying?

NeptuneCraft: Romania-Ukraine Edition

defense collaboration, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, defense partnership, defense technology, eastern europe, Edition, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military technology, missile defense, missile development, missile production, Neptune missiles, NeptuneCraft, Romania, Romania-Ukraine relations, RomaniaUkraine, security partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally lit, ya know? we got, liek, neptune missiles and stuff, just liek Romania and Ukraine, ya feel me? come join us and be part of the epic missile-making crew, we’ll blow up creepers and stuff, it’s gonna be, liek, so rad. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond loot, it’s, liek, top secret and stuff. so, come on and join us, it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

The Imperfect SMP: Where everything is perfectly imperfect!

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, Discord, downvotes, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Mature, Perfectly, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, reduce lag, Semi Vanilla, skilled players, smp, suggestion channel, Survival, talented players, upvotes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	642045
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Age Requirement	15+
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, Discord-based application, player head drops, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration, and more!
Community Size	Over 300 members

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, we have a strict application process to ensure a mature and skilled player base.
How long does it take to receive a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	Yes, players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
What kind of server seed does Perfectum SMP use?	We have selected a server seed known for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential.
How can I get more information about the server and begin my adventure?	You can join our Discord server and visit our website using the links provided above.

CraftyCinderGirls Minecraft Server

Anime, Cinderella Girls, Competition, CraftyCinderGirls, dancing, Drama, dreams, Entertainment, Girls, group, idolmaster, IDOLS, it’s over, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Performance, series, Server, singing, television, THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls U149, U149

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to those days because on our server, it’s a whole new world of craziness!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a giant tower made entirely of cake and it actually appeared!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: JosephTheJoker – This part starts off nice, and Joseph is a cool and entertaining Minecraft SMP player who loves to make everyone laugh with his hilarious antics!

AC/DC, action, Adventure, Anime, Antics, battle, BETRAYAL, Caesar’s death, Climax, Cool, Defeat, Drama, Entertaining, entertaining protagonist, final fights, friendship, hilarious, INTENSE, JOSEPH, JosephTheJoker, LAUGH, Loves.., Manga, Minecraft, Nice, part, player, Redemption, smp, starts.., Supernatural powers, Suspense, Suzi Q

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where Joseph is the ultimate protagonist leading the way with his cool and entertaining antics. But wait, things take a wild turn when AC/DC decides to hijack Suzi Q and chaos ensues. And don’t even get me started on Caesar’s ridiculous death – pure horsecrap, I tell you!

But fear not, because the final fights with Joseph are bound to be legendary. Join our SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions, insane storylines, and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!