| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4961 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5454 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.
not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.
plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.
> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO
https://discord.gg/bluemtn
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5247 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you and your flatmate (who may or may not owe you money) are living in a virtual flat together. You have to navigate through trust issues, friendship struggles, and financial disputes all while trying to survive in the Minecraft world. Will you be able to forgive your flatmate for their mistakes? Will they ever pay you back that bond money? Only time will tell on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have special challenges where you have to quit your virtual job, avoid interacting with certain virtual friends, and even move out of your virtual flat to prove your loyalty. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4708 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 276 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, or just mess around with your friends in ways that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary events that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling the Fury of Set to taking on the mighty Perorodzilla, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden heritage or a New Year’s aperitif while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6995 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Imagine mining for diamonds with Crystalis, who graduated from the mining academy with top honors. Or building a castle with Petalight Kou Mariya, whose architectural skills are out of this world. And don’t even get us started on Mono Monet, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece with just a wave of their hand.
But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon with Dr. NOVA(e), who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of their fingers. Or explore the Nether with Lyko Lianna, who has tamed a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident witch, Yumi the Witch, who can brew potions that will make your enemies run in fear. Plus, we have a whole group dedicated to ASMR, led by Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR, who will lull you to sleep with the soothing sounds of creeper explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever created!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 387 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, treasure hunts, and maybe even a few pranks along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret base filled with rare loot, guarded by a mischievous Enderman who loves to play hide and seek.
So come on over and leave the mail drama behind. We guarantee a mailbox-free experience that will have you laughing, exploring, and crafting your way to victory. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we open is a can of whoop-ass on those creepers who dare to mess with us.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
