| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4679 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9789 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
mc.kanamc.f5.si
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4217 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
5p.vanilla-box.ru
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2089 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3014 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Server Name | Hotdog Water |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 |
| Resets | Vote for resets on Discord |
| Features | No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim |
play.hotdogwater.dog
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7758 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.
Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7962 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 785 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Votes: | 3147 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8731 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 109 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7650 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 416 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9159 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5428 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 584 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2841 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8199 |
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1443 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8507 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7862 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through the most corrupt industry in the USA – Minecraft! Our server is filled with shady deals, backstabbing players, and enough drama to rival a reality TV show.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games where you can bribe your way to victory, a black market where you can trade rare items for outrageous prices, and even a secret underground bunker where the most corrupt players gather to plot their next scheme.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating the treacherous waters of the most corrupt industry in the USA – all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6053 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 96 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5160 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5049 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
