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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8433 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 509 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?