Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3459
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4988
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Farms Harvested:	182
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Animals Bred:	149
New Chunks Explored:	308303	Towns Built:	10

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ores Mined:	7698
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1550	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6043	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	358192
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1980	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	5712	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2878
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Alien Abductions:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224