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Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	201
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Towns Built:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2843	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Votes:	4069	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2712	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	156
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	4810

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Zombie Dances:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	134
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz