SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

CREEPERS, cute, female, feminine, give me purpose, hello r9k, LAUGHING, looking for, Male, Need, Nonbinary, purpose, serious, SeriousCraft, simp, somebody, Someone, STOP, submissive, very serious, Want

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7603	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Animals Bred:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5936	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Towns Built:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ores Mined:	2746
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Farms Harvested:	233
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	8809
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net