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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2843 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5342 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 403 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 63 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and suddenly ur in a world where pigs can talk and creepers are actually friendly. like, what even is happening, amirite?
u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.
also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!
