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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2189 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.
also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!