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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3528 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and suddenly ur in a world where pigs can talk and creepers are actually friendly. like, what even is happening, amirite?
u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.
also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!
