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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2542 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and suddenly ur in a world where pigs can talk and creepers are actually friendly. like, what even is happening, amirite?
u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.
also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!
