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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8961 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3779 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Towns Built: | 2 |
u gotta join this server cuz the diamonds here are like, super mega ultra rare. like, u gotta fight off a dragon with a spoon just to find one. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in them sparkly rocks.
also, the villagers here are like, total party animals. they throw raves every night and u can totally join in. just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a diva.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club? it’s where all the cool kids hang out and dance the night away. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of ur life. who knows what wacky things u’ll encounter next!