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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3770 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 80 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers, and only the bravest players can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and laughter. Senpai gomenne<3!