Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	1806
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Animals Bred:	190
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7151
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	3222	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	160	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.