Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6656
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9129	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	280	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	282
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1498	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	184
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.