Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Void Gems Collected: 18 Alien Abductions: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Potions Brewed: 137
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Chimeras Created: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Emeralds Found: 967 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Magic Items Found: 7656
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Towns Built: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Animals Bred: 57 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Mines Excavated: 1527
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 84 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6546 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Runes Activated: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Animals Bred: 181 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2751

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Gods Slained: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Items Found: 5451
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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