SelfLoathingCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Candy Cereal Wonderland 1.21.1

1.21.1, artificial flavors, balanced diet, breakfast cereals, breakfast choices, breakfast options, candy, CEREAL, childhood obesity, consumer awareness, dietary habits, empty calories, Food Industry, health concerns, hidden sugars, marketing tactics, nutritional value, processed foods, sugar addiction, sugar overload, sugary cereals, unhealthy eating, wonderland

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because we got breakfast cereals that are literally candy in the game! I mean, who needs a balanced diet when you can just munch on sugary goodness all day in blocky form, am I right? Plus, we’re all about questioning reality here, like seriously, what are we even doing with our lives? So come join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together in this wacky Minecraft world!

Walnut DNA Fun Land

40 million years, alternating sexes, Dna, DNA polymorphism, evolutionary stability, female-first flowering, Fun, gene variants, genetic inheritance, genetic mutations, genetic research, genetics, Land, male-first flowering, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant genetics research, plant reproduction, reproductive biology, walnut, walnut genetics., walnut species, walnut trees, walnuts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	292	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4993
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like walnuts but wit alternating sexes! like, imagine u log in and ur character is a walnut but one day u could be a female walnut and the next day u could be a male walnut! it’s like a genetic experiment gone wild in da minecraft world. and get dis, researchers found two variants of a gene linked to female-first or male-first flowering in walnuts! like, how crazy is dat? dis DNA polymorphism has been stable for almost 40 million years, so u know dis server is legit old school. join now and be a part of da nutty adventure!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, building, classic, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Exploration, game breaking, java, modifications, multiplayer, Protection, Reset, Shop, smp, Suggestions, Survival, THRIVING, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
New Chunks Explored:	483925	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Server Name	Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Features	Survival Gameplay, Grief Protection, Player-Driven Economy, Cross-Platform Support

Server Overview

Vanilla Multiplayer is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a pure survival experience with added features to enhance gameplay. Our goal is to foster a community-driven environment where players can build, explore, and thrive without the worry of world resets or griefing.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Vanilla Multiplayer. We have protections in place to safeguard players’ builds.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to run their own shops and control the economy on the server.

Is the server in beta testing?

Yes, Vanilla Multiplayer is currently in heavy beta testing. Players are encouraged to report any issues or suggestions on our Discord server.

Walmart Sock Thief 1.20.6

#youtube, 1.20.6, arrest, consequences, consequences of shoplifting, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, global perspective, law enforcement, online humiliation, petty theft, public shaming, Retail, SECURITY, Shoplifting, social media, Sock, Surveillance, theft, thief, video sharing, Walmart

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Villages Defended:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – on this server, if you shoplift socks from a virtual Walmart, your pixelated arrest will be live-streamed on virtual YouTube for millions of virtual people to watch! Can you even imagine the chaos and drama that will unfold? It’s like reality TV on steroids, but in a blocky world. So, if you’re looking for some crazy shenanigans and a chance to become a virtual celebrity for all the wrong reasons, then this server is the place to be! Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

PresentPals Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Christmas presents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gift etiquette, gift giving, Girlfriend, group dynamics, inappropriate gifts, Intentions, Minecraft, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, peer pressure, peer relationships, PresentPals, relationships, Server, social cues, social dynamics

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	9493

Are you tired of giving gifts to friends only to have them accuse you of trying to steal their heart? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only gifts exchanged are virtual diamonds and enchanted swords!

We promise no drama like the time I gave my friend earrings and suddenly I was accused of trying to woo her away from her boyfriend. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your prized pig from your farm!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe haven where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust me, it’s a lot less stressful than dealing with friends who can’t accept a simple gift without reading into it too much.

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

BlockyBedBangersGoneWild, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, guest etiquette, Hosting, House Party, house rules, kicking out, kicking out guests, new years, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, party rules, sex in bed, unwanted guests, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

SyriaCraft: UNrestored Territory

Ceasefire, civil war, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, political stability, restoration, security council, special envoy, Syria, SyriaCraft, territorial integrity, Territory, UN, united nations, UNrestored

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we restore syria’s territorial integrity one block at a time! with the UN special envoy leading the way, we are on a mission to build the biggest and baddest structures in all of minecraft land.

we have crazy events like “build a peace treaty” where players have to negotiate with each other using only emojis and “battle for the border” where we fight off creepers trying to invade our land.

join us and be part of the most epic quest in minecraft history! who knew saving syria could be so much fun?

dickcraft server Minecraft

admins, beautiful spawn, DickCraft, emotions, free donation dupe, Helpers, Minecraft, Naruto, op, Playing, Rtp, Server, top server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

top server, looking for admins and helpers, beautiful spawn, free donation dupe, rtp, naruto, op! go to dickcraft and get a lot of emotions from playing it! We are looking forward to it!

darfie.aternos.me

Echo-Isles

advanced quality of life, brand new players, custom generated, Donate, EchoIsles, Engaging, Kit PvP, loot crates, new players, Other, player community, pvp ban, pvp features, Resource World, server address, Server Rules, setting homes, strong community, Support, Teleporting, unique gameplay, Welcoming Community

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Magic Items Found:	4684	Dragons Tamed:	7

Echo-Isles Server Overview:

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Start Date	10/31/2024
Features	– SMP gameplay– Setting homes– Teleporting– Economy– MCMMO– Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No
Donation Benefits	Advanced quality of life features
Community	Welcoming and strong
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world, loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Echo-Isles server?

You can join by entering the server address: Echo-Isles.com

2. What features does the Echo-Isles server offer?

The server features SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

3. Is the Echo-Isles server pay to win?

No, the server is not pay to win. However, donations for advanced quality of life features are accepted.

4. What is the community like on the Echo-Isles server?

The community is welcoming and strong, always willing to engage with new players.

5. Are there PvP features on the Echo-Isles server?

Yes, the server encourages PvP in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning about every hour. Kit PvP is also available to the public.

Ethereal Skylands 1.21

ceres fauna, Ethereal, Graduated 2025, no fanfare, Skylands, Thread, uuuuuuu

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with creativity, like seriously, it’s like Picasso on steroids. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started! We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s. It’s a total party up in here! Plus, the community is so welcoming, it’s like a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together!

ToddlerTripper Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, bystander responsibility, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child safety, communication skills, community involvement, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, gymnastics competition, intentional tripping, Minecraft, Moral values, older boys, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Server, social responsibility, toddler safety, ToddlerTripper

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3991	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build character! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy encounters.

Imagine stumbling upon a group of mischievous players trying to trip up innocent toddlers in the virtual world. But fear not, for our hero (you!) steps in to save the day and teach those troublemakers a lesson. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

And just like in real life, sometimes you’ll have to face off against angry moms who don’t appreciate your heroic deeds. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on over and show off your bravery and quick thinking skills in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of wild encounters await you next!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

CartoonCrafters

80s Cartoons, 90s cartoons, American television, animated classics, animated series, animated television, cartoon characters, CartoonCrafters, childhood nostalgia, childhood TV shows, classic cartoons, kids television, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons experience, Saturday Morning Entertainment, Saturday Morning Memories, Saturday morning routine, Saturday morning tradition, television programming, vintage cartoons

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings, grabbing a big bowl of sugary cereal, and plopping down in front of the TV to watch some epic cartoons? Well, imagine that same feeling, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual Saturday morning cartoon extravaganza, with wacky characters, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties. Build your own cartoon-inspired creations, team up with other players to defeat evil villains, and embark on quests that will have you laughing out loud.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pancake Palace, where you can feast on stacks of delicious pancakes while watching the sunrise. And rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your Saturday mornings watching boring old TV when you could be living out your own cartoon adventures in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Abyss SMP

abyss, Boundaries, bullying, Community, Discord, exploit, Friendly, Friends, glitch, Griefing, lag reduction, laid back, Mods, nether roof, Play, PvP, quality of life, Respect, rules, Small, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Server Name	Minecraft SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

Overview

Are you looking for a small, laid-back community where you can make friends and play some Minecraft? Our SMP is almost fully vanilla, with just a few mods to lower lag and enhance quality of life. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord!

Rules

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Q&A

Are there whitelist confirmations? Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.

How long does it take to get whitelisted? I do all the whitelisting myself, so it can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted.

Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? Quite a few people have joined the server without filling the entry form. You will not be whitelisted if you don’t do it, so make sure you complete it!

How big is the server? The server has a fairly small community, but I’m trying to get it larger and more active!

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

MysticCraft Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Buying, consumer culture, consumerism, impulse buy, instant gratification, Land, materialism, must have, MysticCraft, purchasing, retail addiction, retail indulgence, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping addiction, shopping obsession, shopping spree, shopping therapy, spending spree, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world!

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into confetti!

Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests containing rare items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

But beware, because our friendly NPCs might turn into bloodthirsty zombies at any moment and start chasing you around the map!

So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the insanity of our wacky Minecraft server!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2