SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Animals Bred:	171

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	411640	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3276	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Skybrawl

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchantments Applied:	147	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MyMetaverse

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MyMeta Minecraft Server The worlds first blockchain Minecraft network features adrenaline-pumping minigames, interesting quests, and personal real estate.

Players can now link their Enjin wallet in order to use the blockchain assets they own in the server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Accolademc network

Bed wars, bedrock, Cracked, Economy, Factions, Kit PvP, Op skyblock, PvP, Survival

Here at the AccoladeMc Network, we’re trying our best to provide our players with an engaging server that makes them keep coming back!

Our server supports versions from 1.16-1.20.x. We recently launched our brand new Lifesteal server, and we’re about to release our Skyblock server very soon!.

AccoladeMc Network Features:

Lag Free NetworkFriendly CommunityCustom EnchantmentsEconomyPvP ArenaLifstealShopsJobsPractice PvP24/7 StaffBedrock and Java CompatibilityAnd so much more…

Come join us to begin your wonderful adventure!

Java IP: play.accolademc.xyz

Bedrock IP: pe.accolademc.xyz:19132

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.