SelfHateCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter, you’ll never want to leave! Join us if you love sleepwalking in the day, it’s the comfiest edition of Minecraft you’ll ever play.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a circus on steroids! We’ve got players doing the weirdest things, like building houses out of marshmallows and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Chicken Dance-Off” and “Creeper Karaoke Night.” Plus, our tagmap is like a treasure map leading you to all the hidden gems of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Emeralds Found:	6401	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	139	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6676	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Towns Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!