SelfHateCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter, you’ll never want to leave! Join us if you love sleepwalking in the day, it’s the comfiest edition of Minecraft you’ll ever play.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a circus on steroids! We’ve got players doing the weirdest things, like building houses out of marshmallows and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Chicken Dance-Off” and “Creeper Karaoke Night.” Plus, our tagmap is like a treasure map leading you to all the hidden gems of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crops Grown:	4228
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mines Excavated:	3208
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Items Found:	3023	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5659
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	772750	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	303
Mines Excavated:	2934	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	8858
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Buildings Constructed:	20
Crops Grown:	1033	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4592
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.