SelfAwareCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can break dance like nobody’s business. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all the players who find the hidden golden carrot.

we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil sheep that guards it. oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who knows, you might even discover just how self-aware you really are.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty AF

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Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

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Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Steamy Deck Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ores Mined:	4115	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MooCraft: Where Coworkers and Moms are Safe from Harm

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – if you don’t join this server, your mother will get raped by a gang of creeper zombies! Don’t risk it, join now and save your mom from a horrible fate. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, with prizes like enchanted golden apples and god-tier armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Autistic Fins Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Omegle and randomi.fi? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with autistic Fins, dudes jerking off, and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorn riding creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were so entertained that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also get the chance to fight off zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely of diamonds, and ride a giant chicken into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CombatCraft: No More Shit Fights!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Nazi Plane Lady’s Wild Transphobic Adventure

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY mini-games, and WACKY building challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with TREASURE guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. They had to defeat the skeletons in a dance-off to claim the treasure as their own. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our UNIQUE challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary PINK SHEEP of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these elusive creatures, they will lead you to a hidden realm full of MAGICAL wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	118284	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

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Welcome to the most Gotta Go Fast Minecraft server ever!

Are you a die-hard Sonic the Hedgehog fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join us for epic discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest Sonic news covered.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive leaks like the IHOP Sonic Promotion and the Sonic Toy Party. Plus, get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26 and the highly anticipated release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024!

And if you’re looking for even more Sonic goodness, check out our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet and our collection of Sonic comic scans.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s go on an adventure that’s faster than a blue blur! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a Chaos Emerald or two along the way 😉🦔🌟

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyClickbait – The Ultimate YouTube Advice Minecraft Server

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But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.