Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Farms Harvested:	207
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	776	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ores Mined:	8508	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	297

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Items Found:	2668

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Farms Harvested:	354	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5519
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	7930

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mines Excavated:	1022
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.