Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Potions Brewed:	118	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6253	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	802888
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	109
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	188	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	188
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6020
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	395254
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.