Seinfeld Minecraft SMP Gen X or Boomer Core

90s nostalgia, boomer, Boomer-core, classic, comedy, core, cultural impact, Entertainment, Gen, gen-x, humor, iconic, iconic characters, jerry seinfeld, larry david, long-running series, Minecraft, new york city, observational humor, pop culture, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, television, tv show

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Gen X Boomer-core extravaganza! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, dad jokes, and epic builds that will make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. The music was bumping, the dance moves were lit, and the creepers were dropping sick beats. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the madness too!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost sanity or blown minds while playing on our server.)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MithCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Server 1.7 PvP/Mine, PvP Kit, Skyblock, Hungergames, online 24/7 completely without lag! Plot system, economy and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3362
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

➤ CubedMC – Towny Survival [1.20]

Community, Economy, Essentials, Jobs, MCMMO, Pve Economy, Ranks, Rankup, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Towny

➤ CubedMC - Towny Survival [1.20] Minecraft Server

CubedMC

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!

We are a PvE server. No player killing, no-griefing, and no-stealing rules are strictly enforced.

💸 Earn Money:– 🌿 Farm Resources: Grow crops, chop trees, and mine ores and sell them to the server or player-run shops for some in-game money!– 🗡️ Kill Mobs: Hunt hostile mobs in the wild, or farm mob resources for funds.– 📜 Join Jobs: Select from jobs like Trader, Netherist, Digger, Builder, Miner, Woodcutter, Fisherman, Brewer, Blacksmith, Hunter, Beekeeper, and Farmer. The more you rank up, the more jobs you can have!– 💰 Create a Store: Make your own chest shops to sell goods to other players via our PlayerWarps plugin.

🏛️ Run A Town:-Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! Hermits also welcome.-A beginner Traveler can join a town of their choosing to get started on CubedMC.

🌎 No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds:– 🗺️ Explore a permanent 90k x 90k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – 💎 Three resource worlds for gathering materials that reset at the first of every month!– 🎨 A dedicated world for map artists to build their wonderful creations.– 🔮 The Resource End dimension is very popular on the first of the month, so hurry in!

👑 Rank Up With In-Game Money:-Rank up from Traveler all the way to King! Featuring inclusive titles with /male, /female, and /neutral options.-Unlock some unique perks, such as the use of the /workbench and the /enderchest command!-Explore the rank /kits as well, which provide valuable resources. Kits can be obtained daily.-As you rise through the ranks, you can set more homes and join more jobs.

📚 Improve Your Skills:-Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks!-Level up McMMO Abilities and Skills! The higher your skill levels, the stronger your abilities become

🎮 Have Fun and Follow the Rules!-CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MithrilMagic | Towny | MCMMO | Slimefun | Dynmap | Magic

Auction, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Brewery, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Gods, Hdb, Jobs, Landclaim, Magic, MCMMO, Movecraft, Mypet, new, Newnewgods, Playershops, Playerwarps, Poopdog, PvP, Ranks, Replenish, Roleplay, Slimefun, Statues, Survival, Towny, Ultimatetimber

Welcome to MithrilMagic! We are a new 1.18.2 Towny server. We have many plugins including Mcmmo, Brewery, Jobs Reborn, ChestShop, Player Warps, Slimefun 4, Magic, Dynmap, Duels, and many more! Come play with us for a great time building nations, towns, and growing as a community! Lose track of time exploring the map for our fabled underwater fruit trees all while leveling up your magic skills! Create the largest shop on the server or sell you goods on the auction house to become the richest player! Use your newfound wealth to purchase our ranks and make the best town on the server! Whether you want to automate every item in the game with Slimefun, fly around the map in your Movecraft, or become the most powerful Wizard, MithrilMagic has everything you are looking for.

This server also allows people who use Bedrock Edition.

Bedrock IP: mithrilmagic.minecraft.best Bedrock Port: 19132

Creeper explosions repair themselves and players can gain access to Tier 1 for $1000 and gain access to /back.

Supports 1.8 – 1.18.2

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Discord: discord.gg/HWYFxeKbwv

Dynmap: map.mithrilmagic.com/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7339	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Witchear

Creative, Economy, Towny

Tired of vanilla Minecraft? Dive into a world where magic infuses every adventure, fortunes are forged through thrilling loot drops, and epic battles await!

Key Features:

Custom Magic: Craft or loot enchanted wands and staves, each imbuing you with unique spells to blast foes, summon allies, or bend reality itself! Thrilling Economy: Every 7 minutes, chests rain from the sky, bursting with keys to unlock rare weapons, loot crates, and riches! Barter, gamble, and climb the leaderboards! Survival with a Twist: Conquer challenging mobs, build awe-inspiring fortresses, and test your might in thrilling arenas – all with a touch of magic! Thriving Community: Join a welcoming group of adventurers, forge friendships, and build guilds to leave your mark on the world! Custom Plugins: Discover hidden secrets, master powerful spells, and build a legacy beyond the ordinary! Join the adventure today!

Tag us in your epic moments on Discord: https://discord.gg/nQPsKYG2C6

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GTAHub

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Vanilla

We are a Grand Theft Auto server based around GTA 5! Our server is very unique and has Mansions which you can buy and store all your items and skyscrapers! One thing we take pride in is our vehicles we have helicopters, fighter jets and tanks! We also have cheat codes that bring in miniguns, rocket launchers and other various items!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	640	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Anarchy153

Anarchy

These Are the only rules: Rule 1: No age-restricted or obscene content. This includes links featuring nudity, sexual content, hard violence or other disturbing graphic content. Rule 2: Treat everyone with respect. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism or hate speech will be tolerated. Rule 3: Do Not leak peoples IP addresses or commit any other form of cyber crime. Rule 4: If you see something against the rules or something that makes you feel unsafe, let staff know. We want this server to be a welcoming space!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Niko’s Nextbots [1.20.4]

Nextbots, Nicosnextbots, Nikosnextbots, Nomods, Other

A Minecraft replica / fanmade project based on roblox nico’s nextbots

About

A game heavily inspired by gmod where you get chased by loud png’s – now in Minecraft!Run, gain points, unlock cosmetics, level up your character!So basically, i recreated nnb in Minecraft!

Notice

This is my free time project / project 4fun. But i do care about bugs and issues.

If you found something, please let me know in the comments or here in our discord!

Thanks <3 Oh also 4/5 players recommend for the most fun! Otherwise, the bots will be only following you and your friend, and it will be kinda boring.

Modes:For now there’s only Arcade Mode but I’m also working on Open World & Social Space!

In Arcade Mode your goal is to beat other players by jumping, possessing other bots and killing players,

doing sick parkour etc.!

Just go crazy and have fun!

Arcade Mode Maps:nn_mall – FishOfAllFish (Niko’s Stuff)nn_poolrooms – Me / EngineerGranie (Niko’s Stuff)nn_camberturn – Mika’s Stunn_russia – Mika’s Stunn_port – Mika’s Stunn_crossroads – Mika’s Stunn_fungle – sgrodriguezv

nn_trainstation – FishOfAllFish (Niko’s Stuff)nn_hotel – Mika’s Stunn_hauntedmansion – Mika’s Stunn_habitablezone – Ezo&Co (Niko’s Stuff)

Available / Working features:Basically, everything you might know works here!

Wavguns

Possessors

Cosmetics

Emotes

Jump / BHOP

Points (by bhopping, using wavgun, surviving)

Nextbux (by surviving [points/10 = gained nextbuxs])

Events

Updates & Info about them:So as i said before. This is my 4fun project / free time project.

I created this map / server by using command blocks so updating & optimizing stuff is very time consuming.

That’s how often i will push updates:

Major Updates – 1/2 per monthNew maps / bots and other stuff

Bugfixes / Patches – 2/3 times per weekPerformance fixes & Optimizations / General bugfixes

Want to submit your own stuff?We are open to submissions!

Feel free to submit bots / maps / dances and other stuff!

When you will submit something and that will end up in our server, we will put your name hereand also, on the credits wall in server.

For map submission please use PlanetMinecraft

For bots submission please use GitHub Pull Requests

For submitting emotes / blockbench related stuff, please use our discord server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Avatar Remastered

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

We are a Network with several servers and communities for you to join!

Towny Avatar – Experience bending just like the Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra shows. Confront a unique Towny experience. Add to your gameplay with enhanced plugins such as Slimefun, Custom Bosses, Fun Chat Reaction Games, Custom Player Shops, Unique Enchants, mcMMO, Bending Kills ranks and much more!

Competitive Avatar – Come up against the best of the best in a bending face-off, develop your bending skills and climb your way to the top. With Custom Arenas, Duels, Leaderboards, Unique Config, Tailored Experience, Custom Titles and plenty more for you to discover.

Naruto RPG – We are currently developing a server based on the hit anime Naruto, including Naruto Shippuden, Boruto, etc. During the development phase, your feedback is vital and you may have the chance to become a Server Tester!

With lots to offer there’s no reason for you not to join, get involved now!

IP: mc.avatarremastered.me Discord: https://discord.gg/ys6bR6hnfM

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	637447
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Addstar MC | Australian | Survival (SlimeFun), Skyblock, Skygrid, Minigames, Prison, Creative and more!

Australia, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, family, Friendly, Fun, Hardcore, Jobs, Kids, Minigames, Mobhunting, Murdermystery, Parkour, Prison, Pve Economy, Safe, Skyblock, Skygrid, Slimefun, Survival

If you are looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community, look no further!Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated.Survival PVE world, with additional Resource Overworld, Nether and End world!Regular building competitions, with rewards!Fun filled games with rewards (Colour Madness, Mazes, Parkour, Replicator, Spleef, Last Man Standing, Survival Games, Infection, Capture the Flag, Skywars, Fishing, Blockhunt, Build Battle, Walls, Murder Mystery, Boost, Village Defence and Party Games!)Fully automated Survival GamesIncredible Prison server with bonuses, hidden secrets and challengesOriginal SkyBlock with teams, custom generators, challenges and greenhoueses.Skygrid world with a Nether and End grid!Economy, Jobs and Player Markets.Creative Plots world with customisable weather, time and effects.Community Parkour world to build and challenge your friends.Separate PVP and PVE hardcore worlds to challenge yourself!LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc)NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games.Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Server IP: addstarmc.com

Website: http://www.addstarmc.com/Additional NotesThis server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9058
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Endure

Survival, Vanilla

Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new biomes for all worlds. The overworld is transformed through Terralith, The nether through Incendium the End through Stelarity. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, there are no ranks, the goal is to have fun, not profit. 1.20.4 supported.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MC4U

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MC4U NETWORK

This

Server – [ SKYWARS ] [ MINI GAMES ] [ SURIVIAL + FACTIONS ] [ PARKOUR ] !

Join !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lavender MC

Capture, Catch, Cobble, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Dex, Economy, Events, Healer, Modded, Modpack, Mon, Nonp2w, Playtime, Poke, Pokedex, pokemon, PvE, Rewards, Survival, Tms, Tmshop

🎮 Lavender-MC | Minecraft Forge Cobblemon Server 🎮

Welcome to a world filled with adventure, mystery, and hundreds of custom Pokémon models! Our server, Lavender-MC, is all about pushing the limits and adding as many features as possible to enhance your Cobblemon experience. 🌍

What awaits you in Lavender-MC? Let’s take a look:

Visit the Archaeologist – Revive fossil Pokémon and bring them to life! Our underground mine system is filled with fossils and loot waiting to be discovered.

🔍 Explore Area Zero – A custom map where paradox Pokémon roam. Can you catch them all?

🏛️ Summon Legendary Pokémon – Build shrines and summon legendary Pokémon to fight by your side!

🚀 Meet the Astronaut – Visit the wormholes and try to beat the race to catch an Ultra Beast.

🔮 Discover Mythical Shrines in Area Zero – Summon mythical Pokémon for an epic battle!

🎨 Over 160 Custom Models – We’ve added over 160 custom models on top of the base Cobblemon mod to give you a unique and immersive experience.

🔗 Join Us Today!Server IP: play.lavender-mc.comModpack Link: Lavender-MC Modpack

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lone Oak Survival [1.20]

Survival

We are a new survival server that aims to provide a friendly environment for players. You can claim your land to have peace of mind that your items and buildings are safe. Our staff can also roll back any griefing should you forget to claim anything. Here are some of our plugins:

GriefPrevention

CoreProtect

ChestShop

Essentials

Mcmmo

…and a few more.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Gabbage

Community, Discord, Economy, java, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Newzealand, PvE, Smallcommunity, Survival

Minecraft Java server that’s actually hosted in New Zealand.LGBTQ+ friendly, no whitelist

IP: mc.gabbage.netWebsite: https://gabbage.net/

Pretty much the same as that nostalgic server everyone used to play on when they first started. Nothing too fancy, just some basic plugins to make everything run a bit smoother.

The goal of the server is just to keep it as a nice small community, and not turn into one of those giant multi-world multi-game mode servers.

The rules basically boil down to not being a bad person.

The server is actually hosted in New Zealand, while most “New Zealand” servers are hosted in Australia. There is also no whitelist and we’re open to anyone who wants to join!

As is tradition we have a pretty active discord you can join as well: https://discord.gg/DRVVYySnUv

FAQ:

Q: Why “Gabbage”?A: I misspelled cabbage when buying the domain name

Some of the plugins: A mod that lets you sit down (GSit), Claims (GriefPrevention), TreeGravity, SmoothSleep, player shops (QuickShop), Dynmap, (Custom) HallBounties

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6646
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HowiePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.