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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3163 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.