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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8391 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.