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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3565 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5629 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Potions Brewed: | 90 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4143 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.