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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5152 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5760 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.