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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7153 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3708 | Star Shards Collected: | 206 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.