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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6567 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3992 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.