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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6041 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 | Potions Brewed: | 38 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.