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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1778 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.