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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5213 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1679 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.