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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6244 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.