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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 8940 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.