🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4695 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 107 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.