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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9448 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7032 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.