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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6972 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.