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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4218 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.