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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5038 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.