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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6314 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6438 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.