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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4310 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.