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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2052 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.