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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8438 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.