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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2632 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 56 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.