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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6937 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.