SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	6341
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Farms Harvested:	480	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	119
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6704
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	7566

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.