Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Villages Defended: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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