Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Runes Activated: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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